I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
