It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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