I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
