Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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