I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
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it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
My dick has a subreddit
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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