your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
