So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
