...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Randomize
