The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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