Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
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She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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