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Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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