So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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