i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
In America we eat man semen.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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