Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
