His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
barbara walters just said penis...
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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