He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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