Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
The ass gains better be worth it
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