I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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