were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
