i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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