Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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