I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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