Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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