just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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