idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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