Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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