i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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