That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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