is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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