I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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