when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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