Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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