I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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