That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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