Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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