found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
im having a threesome with these popsicles
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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