Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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