I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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