I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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