we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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