don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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