I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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