good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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