we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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