I hate all girls vehemently.
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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