Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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