I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
