I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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