I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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