You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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