He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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