Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i wish my penis had a tongue
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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