remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
