no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
The beers last night were like the tears from god
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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