Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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