My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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